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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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Sep 15th at 3AM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: eggsquad / 141,363 notes

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know


the-winchester-initiative:

pugletto:

I tried.

You succeeded


sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder


Sep 15th at 3AM / via: thefuuuucomics / op: saintlos / 53,793 notes
saintlos:

The game has changed.

saintlos:

The game has changed.


lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship


Sep 15th at 3AM / via: prettyhandsomemangina / op: gyce / 14,058 notes

Sep 15th at 3AM / via: dicketysplit / op: daftbread / 70,939 notes

Sep 15th at 2AM / via: d0nn0 / op: l-lannah / 131,924 notes

l-laymitch:

"that must be the uvula"

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"oh, so its a girl house”

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pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party


mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.
"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.
"I don’t know," he sighed.
Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.
Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”
I frowned and he waited.
"My home is District 12."
Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.
I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.
He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”
I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”
He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG

mc-squidward:

doragray:

jennlferlawrence:

frostingpeetaswounds:

i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

the twilight one is like abstract poetry

If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

"My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

"I don’t know," he sighed.

Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

I frowned and he waited.

"My home is District 12."

Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

He didn’t answer. He stood up.

OMG


awwww-cute:

This is my handsome, cross-eyed cat, Gus!

awwww-cute:

This is my handsome, cross-eyed cat, Gus!


Sep 14th at 2PM / via: d0nn0 / op: meanplastic / 628,259 notes

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG


Sep 13th at 4AM / via: setbabiesonfire / op: awwww-cute / 2,719 notes

Sep 13th at 4AM / via: mydrunkkitchen / op: underh2o / 541,047 notes
pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."